Anyone Need A Father/Son Halloween Costume Idea?

"McMike" (mcmike) 06/09/2016 at 12:02 • Filed to: None

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I know it’s early, but I just came up with an idea for under $100 that will sure win any inappropriate costume contest this fall.

Step #1: Go shopping

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Step #2 - Drag him around the room all night.

The Dummy Gummy > McMike 06/09/2016 at 12:06

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Haha, terrible yet amazing. Totally doing this.

Shane MacGowan's Teeth > McMike 06/09/2016 at 12:09

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You’re going to hell. I’m a reverend, I’m an expert.

Takuro Spirit > McMike 06/09/2016 at 12:13

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Step #.5 Cut my youngest daughter’s hair short enough to pass her off as a boy.

MonkeePuzzle > McMike 06/09/2016 at 12:15

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is there a gawker animal blog? perhaps we could suggest a will it baby series for them.

“Gorillas: Will it baby? No. Next week, ocelots”

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > McMike 06/09/2016 at 12:21

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My wife will carry a rifle in a zoo keepers outfit and periodically shoot me.

MonkeePuzzle > McMike 06/09/2016 at 12:22

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ugh, complete friggin lack of mcmike pictures in mcmike twitter. totes ruining my plans for epic photochoppery!

McMike > Takuro Spirit 06/09/2016 at 12:22

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That’s commitment.

Takuro Spirit > McMike 06/09/2016 at 12:26

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Hair will grow back. The emotional scars are forever.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Takuro Spirit 06/09/2016 at 12:28

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That is some good parenting right there.

deprecated account > McMike 06/09/2016 at 12:31

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TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > MonkeePuzzle 06/09/2016 at 12:33

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“Babu! He remembers me, Lana!"

For Sweden > McMike 06/09/2016 at 12:37

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McMike > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 06/09/2016 at 12:48

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Better yet, have her stand on the other side of the room and randomly yell “I’m right here, baby!!!! Mommy loves you!” all night long.

McMike > MonkeePuzzle 06/09/2016 at 13:06

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It’s almost like it’s on purpose or something. Like he’s aware of what people do with people’s twitter photos. :)

MonkeePuzzle > McMike 06/09/2016 at 13:22

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party pooper

yonse > MonkeePuzzle 06/09/2016 at 13:50

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So, basically the opposite of this one:

BAM- Before Anything Melts > McMike 06/13/2016 at 23:23

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Who’ll be willing to do step #3 though?